Laws of Computer Programming
- Any given program; when running; is obsolete.
Any given program costs more and takes longer.
If a program is useful; it will have to be changed.
If a program is useless; it will have to be documented.
Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
The value of a program is proportional the weight of its output.
Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
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