If Life was like a Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and
start all over!
- To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"!
If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend". Hit "any key"
to continue life, when ready.
- To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To "add/remove" someone in your life, click settings and control
- To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
- If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
- When you lose your car keys, click on "find".
- "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
You wouldn't need auto insurance. You'd use your diskette to recover
from a crash.
- We could click on "send" and the kids would go to bed, immediately.
- To feel like a new person, click on "refresh".
- Click on "close" to shut up the kids and spouse.
- To undo a mistake, click on "back".
- Is your wardrobe getting old? Click "update".
- If you don't like cleaning the litter box, click on "delete".