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What is with these ancient machines?

Top 9 Web Developer
Pick-up Lines

  1. "If I said you had a nice< BODY >would you hold it against me?"
  2. "Do you want to go back to your place or my Mom's?"
  3. "I've got a protocol that's looking for a socket."
  4. "Honey, don't give me a denial of service on your booty."
  5. "Y'know, my refresh rate is phenomenal."
  6. "What do you say we go back to my place and give my Web cam something to look at?"
  7. "I can't decide which are better developed: your front-end or back-end applications."
  8. "You know, with a bag of Chee-tos and a bottle of Jolt Cola, I can go all night."
  9. "Wanna go to the Opera? We can take my Explorer or my Navigator."